What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
and she was petting her beer can
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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