just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
FUCK WHALES
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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