i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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