Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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