what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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