I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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