doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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