One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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