Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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