just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
