Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize