This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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