Soap is not a condiment
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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