I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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