You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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