what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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