So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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