I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just high enough for therapy.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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