You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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