wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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