I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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