They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my being single is dangerous.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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