4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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