Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is wine microwaveable?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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