I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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