No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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