the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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