Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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