I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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