You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
