Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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