i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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