i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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