i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
A bitchslap is in order.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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