just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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