Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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