I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
