Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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