talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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