Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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