are you still at the devil's house?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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