HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You left your phone here
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