So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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