Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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