Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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