doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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