Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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