just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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