well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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