Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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