But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
wow bdsm is so cute
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