North Korea, Best Korea!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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