make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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