do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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