Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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